You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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