I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The Olympian is in my bed
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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