Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
