I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My hand turned me down
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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