HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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