normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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