jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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