He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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