You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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