What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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