That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just had sex bonerless
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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