If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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