Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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