i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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