You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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