Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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