We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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