ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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