your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My ass is underappreciated
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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