I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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