Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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