id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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