He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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