Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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