I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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