He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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