this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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