He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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