Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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