Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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