4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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