I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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