does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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