How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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