Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
its not stalking. its research.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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