can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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