how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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