I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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