I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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