You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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