i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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