Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
3pm strippers are depressing
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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