so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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