Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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