Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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