But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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