Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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