Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity

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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night

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