called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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