i don't like sucking hair
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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