we have officially lost it.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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