I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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