I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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