I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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