You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
